Things you didn't know about GZ
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, Mar 29 2007 11:15 PM
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 11:24 PM
unlikely as I think GZ is somewhere back home in Taiwan... but GZ would certainly scratch his head wondering what was going on with his people at CHF.
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 11:40 PM
*Sigh* what I don't know about GZ, there's plenty... but then, what the heck -
GZ shakes his head and the world gets an earthquake.
GZ blows his nose and the flying birds loose their balance.
hmmm
GZ shakes his head and the world gets an earthquake.
GZ blows his nose and the flying birds loose their balance.
hmmm
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 12:16 AM
"beard" ? Don't you mean "teeth" ?
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Posted 02 April 2007 - 12:21 AM
GZ sleeps under the coconut tree...
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 09:13 PM
GZ could make pigs fly.
GZ could spin the world on its axis.
GZ could also kiss the girls and not make them cry.
GZ could spin the world on its axis.
GZ could also kiss the girls and not make them cry.
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 09:31 PM
When god made men, he first said "let there be GZ" but found that his only flaw was perfection. Thus he then said "let there be imperfect copies of GZ called man".
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Posted 09 May 2007 - 05:42 PM
GZ is Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris role model.
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[A man without hope is a man without fear.]
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Posted 06 June 2007 - 04:14 PM
Theogony:
a couple thousand Kalpas ago, Zeus, Odin, Vishnu, and Marduk was arguing who is the most powerful god. Suddenly, they saw a gigantic flaming pillar coming out of the abyss, it ran for a couple hundred light years without any sign of stopping. The gods walked on it for several eons without finding an end. They were lost and were in panic. What are we goiong to do, said Zeus. Then the fire on the pillars turned green, space time twisted, and a crack opened up, outwalks GZ. He told the other gods that the plaming pillar was actually his penis. He merely demonstrated his power and the other gods were lost. The other gods were awed and they kneeled down to worship GZ as their superior.
a couple thousand Kalpas ago, Zeus, Odin, Vishnu, and Marduk was arguing who is the most powerful god. Suddenly, they saw a gigantic flaming pillar coming out of the abyss, it ran for a couple hundred light years without any sign of stopping. The gods walked on it for several eons without finding an end. They were lost and were in panic. What are we goiong to do, said Zeus. Then the fire on the pillars turned green, space time twisted, and a crack opened up, outwalks GZ. He told the other gods that the plaming pillar was actually his penis. He merely demonstrated his power and the other gods were lost. The other gods were awed and they kneeled down to worship GZ as their superior.
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Posted 06 June 2007 - 10:38 PM
GZ's jokes reminds me of Chuck Norris jokes.
My favorites:
When GZ looks at the mirror, it shatters. That's because nothing is dumb enough to stand in the way between GZ and GZ.
Each night, the bogeyman checks under his bed for GZ!
GZ once went to the "Virgin Islands". Now it is called "The Islands".
My favorites:
When GZ looks at the mirror, it shatters. That's because nothing is dumb enough to stand in the way between GZ and GZ.
Each night, the bogeyman checks under his bed for GZ!
GZ once went to the "Virgin Islands". Now it is called "The Islands".
Edited by Anthrophobia, 08 June 2007 - 01:46 AM.
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Posted 09 June 2007 - 08:16 PM
GZ knows the EXACT location of Carmen Sandiego all the time.
Everybody loves Rayman, except for GZ
Everybody loves Rayman, except for GZ
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 08:55 AM
Ahhh Ha,, I have discovered a well hidden secret about General Zhaoyun!!
He has a alter ego.
His initals gave it away.
What you didn't know about General Zhaoyun, is that GZ also stands for..................
General Zog
Hey!, Everybody has a bad side, but
I hope we never meet. that GZ, I like him just the way he is here on the forum.
He has a alter ego.
His initals gave it away.
What you didn't know about General Zhaoyun, is that GZ also stands for..................
General Zog
Hey!, Everybody has a bad side, but
I hope we never meet. that GZ, I like him just the way he is here on the forum.
Edited by kaiselin, 19 June 2007 - 08:57 AM.
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 08:23 PM
GZ is many mountains taller than Jack Bauer.
Edited by CARDINAL009, 22 June 2007 - 07:31 PM.
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[ "There's no greater illusion than fear, no greater wrong than preparing to defend yourself, no greater misfortune than having an enemy. Whoever can see through all the fear will always be safe. -Laozi"
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[A man without hope is a man without fear.]
['No Fear. No Anger. No Hate. No Suffering. The Perfect Mindset for Overachievers"]
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 02:49 PM
a guy who is inactive
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PM me for my Skype, I removed it from the public's view.
I research stuff I like, I enjoy it as a hobby but one day I plan to get a master's degree in something I enjoy a lot.
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